Cooking, According to Corwin

Corwin's "Orange Pie" Recipe:
(I won't mention the fact that orange pie doesn't even sound good.)

You make a crust, and put it in the pan. Then, you open an orange, lay it on the crust, then put another crust on top. You put it in the oven for about... 18 seconds, take it out, and let it cool. Let it cool for about... 18 or 19 hours, then it will "POOF"! (Complete with an "exploding" hand motion.) Then you cut it up, and eat it!

Corwin's Banana Pudding Recipe:

Mash up a bunch of bananas, put it in the fridge for about 18 seconds. Then, put hot coaco on top, and you eat it! Mmmm... Sounds good to me!

It amazes me the vast knowledge my son was endowed with. Fantastic!